how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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