glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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