Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How does it feel to date your dad?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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