hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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