Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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