Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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