exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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