Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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