I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So many bounce houses so little time
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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