So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Barsexuality is the new black.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize