dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
