your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I don't deserve a penis
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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