yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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