so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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