we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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