how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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