Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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