They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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