So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
