I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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