On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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