is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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