Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
