but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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