I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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