Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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