so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i think im in europe. pls send help
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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