I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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