Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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