We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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