Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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