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Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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