why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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