grandma shit on top of the toilet
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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