So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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