We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize