It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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