Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it glows. i had to have it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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