We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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