I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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