i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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