how hairy? two words: wookie tits
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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