Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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