Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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