i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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