you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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