I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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