SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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