My vagina just recognized that song.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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