ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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