I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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