We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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