shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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