I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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