I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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